Welcome to Grumpy Teapot!

About Us

Grumpy Teapot is the brand child of Story Tonic.

Story Tonic is a queer woman-owned small business offering nerdy pun-filled content for you to enjoy! We believe story drives us and impacts our experiences. This shop's story, simply, is that we created it so we could make things we want to wear and use. We hope you'll enjoy it!

Our Merch

The designs shown on our shirts, mugs, and hats are all created by our design team. We don't use AI generation for our product designs. The items pull themes from all nerdom, games, movies, and life. Some are salty others are sweet. 

We specifically chose shirt and product sizes so even the greatest queen can find something that will fit. We look forward to growing our collection to include other shirt styles soon. Each item is created when you order it and shipped from the location closest to you. Because they are custom-printed, they may take longer to ship than other shops.

Our Shop

Our shop is powered by Fourthwall. The good folks at this company handle getting our merch created and shipped, they also help with customer service.  If you are interested in starting your own shop you can check them out here.